Hi

I followed a strange malasian to this website.
She said she would give me biscuits if i joined
i feel now that this may not be true
August 27

Let's Talk About Boys (With Boys)

  • Izzy: I want men! Any offers?
  • Colin: Reuben.
  • Izzy: I want Robert.
  • Stuart: I offer a friend of mine. He's dating an ugly chick who writes harry potter fan fictions. He needs somebody's help asap.
  • Izzy: Is he hot?
  • Colin: Chuck Norris?
  • Izzy: I'll convert him. Chuck is old, dude. Nah.
  • Stuart: Chuck norris would never date an ugly chick who writes harry potter fan fictions.
  • Colin: But still hot.
  • Stuart: I agree with Colin. He is hot.
  • Izzy: Fan fics, phish! Man. Chuck is hot. I think Obama is hot. I have a serious crush on him.
  • Colin: (laughing out loud)